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Elion

He is a very handsome and nice guy. And if you are friends with Elion you are a lucky guy. He has a great sense of humor and dresses himself always stylish. Elion is smart but doesn't get it.
I want to be loyal as Elion.
by lol#wow#hobbylos September 18, 2019
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Elon Musk

The death of Texas.

The final nail in the coffin for the Lone Star State.
Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"

Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."

Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."

Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
by James R Clobum June 8, 2021
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Eldonics

A slang, or series of phrases, used by those from the generations of "Great Generation", "Silent Generation", and some "Baby Boomers" to describe a noun, verb, or situation that earlier generations tend to misunderstand.

Eldonics consist of phrases such as "It's raining cats and dogs!" and "your barn door is open".

Eldonics also consists of the suffix "Itty" preceding with words that rhyme with "It." Other incomplete slang words are "dem", "der", etc.

Eldonics also consist of misconstruing words such as "Indian" to be pronounced like "Engeeine" , en-jee-uhn.

The prefix derives from the word "Elder" and the suffix derives from the word "phonics".
EX 1.

Mom, Grandma told me "I've got too many Irons in my fire". Why is Grandma running a forge, she's 92 years old!

Oh! Grandma's just using using Eldonics, don't mind what she says.

EX 2.

"Lookie at dem der itty bitty titties!"
by The Smitty's G August 10, 2009
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Eldona

A russian name for a female. Usually the name of an awesome Persuasive person who is easy to love . Violent , funny , pretty and small . Likes to party, and have fun .
by HAYLEY SCHWARTZ IS A GEM November 11, 2009
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Elion

Elion is proabably the nicest person you'll ever meet. He's very kind but also hella sexy. With his curly hair and sixpack he's a girl magnet. Your very lucky to have him as your friend!
Person 1: Wow Elion is so hot!
Person 2: Yeah i know OMG!
by ElionIsSexy69 February 6, 2020
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Elona

Elona is a very beautiful and caring girl. Elonas are a bit nervous to speak or hug there boyfriends and all that stuff but when they're ready they will speak to you and hug you. You are very lucky if you have an Elona and you would want to keep her like me.
Elona is so nice. Your lucky to have Elona.
by HazzaTheGoat December 19, 2019
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Elon Musk

Someone who’s perfectly capable... of “Living in Lies” as Dr. Jorpson Porpson would say. As he lied his way to the top (to his investors) and bought his position as CEO.

Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
We’ll never know! Because the people who work for him aren’t allowed to say anything bad about him or even like posts on twitter that say things that are bad about him. But he’s impoverishing your political opponents... so he’s OK in your book. And he needs help dealing with the unions and class action lawsuits that are coming for them and “WE NEED THE HIERARCHIES!!” as Dr. Jeepee-Peepee Porpson-Dorpson would say. Which are top-down, pyramid shaped structures where it is necessary for the people at the top to have authority over everyone beneath them (because authority and dominance and competence are all literally interchangeable to Professor 👨 🏫 Peter Jordanson) and are deserving of their status because they achieved it though their own personal merit and not BLATANT DISHONESTY AND NEPOTISM/CRONYISM.... Except for Elon Musk... Who is a nepotistic disabled... Who lied to investors and publicly manipulated stock prices... And didn’t actually make money with his business but, rather, by selling “Carbon Credits” that were... GIVEN to him and NOT earned.... By the government... who also subsidized he business.... The government that takes my money.... and redistributes it.... to Elon...”

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”

Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
by Hym Iam November 25, 2022
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