Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.
Woman: Lets go to bed.
Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.
Woman: I love you.
Man: I lov.....
Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!
Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.
Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.
(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)
Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.
Woman: I love you.
Man: I lov.....
Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!
Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.
Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.
(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)
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' Ahhhh, ya ya yaaah, ya ya yah yah ya yaaah. Oh oh oh oh oooh, oh ya yah, ya ya yah yah ya yah. Ye ye ye ye ye, ye ye yeh, ye ye yeh.' - Edward Hill / Eduard Khil
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PEI short for prince Edward island
Its capital & largest city is Charlottetown,
The backbone of PEI economy is farming but other important industries include fisheries, tourism, aerospace, bio-science, IT, & renewable energy.
Prince Edward Island is located in the Gulf of St. Lawrence, about 200 kilometres (120 miles) north of Halifax & 600 kilometres (370 miles) east of Quebec City .
Its 104th-largest island in the world, Canada's 23rd-largest island, & the only Canadian province consisting solely of an island.
The island was split from the British colony of Nova Scotia in 1769, and renamed in 1798 after Prince Edward, Duke of Kent & Strathearn (1767–1820), the 4th son of King George III &, in 1819, father of the future Queen Victoria
native moose, bear, caribou, wolves ,red foxes, coyote,blue jays, robins. Skunks a,raccoons are common non-native species. Species at risk in P.E.I. include , american eel, bobolinks, little brown bat can be found here .
Seafood & Potatoes are very popular here
As well as Raspberry Cream Cheese Pie , Mock Cherry Pie,
Chowder ,RASPBERRY CORDIAL , beef , dairy, beer,
Both meat or fruit pastries.
Fries with the works - french fries,ground beef,gravy canned & peas
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PEI short for prince Edward island
Its capital & largest city is Charlottetown,
The backbone of PEI economy is farming but other important industries include fisheries, tourism, aerospace, bio-science, IT, & renewable energy.
Prince Edward Island is located in the Gulf of St. Lawrence, about 200 kilometres (120 miles) north of Halifax & 600 kilometres (370 miles) east of Quebec City .
Its 104th-largest island in the world, Canada's 23rd-largest island, & the only Canadian province consisting solely of an island.
The island was split from the British colony of Nova Scotia in 1769, and renamed in 1798 after Prince Edward, Duke of Kent & Strathearn (1767–1820), the 4th son of King George III &, in 1819, father of the future Queen Victoria
native moose, bear, caribou, wolves ,red foxes, coyote,blue jays, robins. Skunks a,raccoons are common non-native species. Species at risk in P.E.I. include , american eel, bobolinks, little brown bat can be found here .
Seafood & Potatoes are very popular here
As well as Raspberry Cream Cheese Pie , Mock Cherry Pie,
Chowder ,RASPBERRY CORDIAL , beef , dairy, beer,
Both meat or fruit pastries.
Fries with the works - french fries,ground beef,gravy canned & peas
🇨🇦
Prince Edward Island Canada
PEI short for prince Edward island
Prince Edward Island is one of Canada's older settlements, its population still reflects some of the earliest settlers, with Canadien, Scottish, Irish, and English surnames being dominant.
There is an annual arts festival, the Charlottetown Festival, hosted at the Confederation Centre of the Arts as well as the Island Fringe Festival that takes place around Charlottetown. An annual jazz festival, the P.E.I. Jazz & Blues Festivals.
PEI short for prince Edward island
Prince Edward Island is one of Canada's older settlements, its population still reflects some of the earliest settlers, with Canadien, Scottish, Irish, and English surnames being dominant.
There is an annual arts festival, the Charlottetown Festival, hosted at the Confederation Centre of the Arts as well as the Island Fringe Festival that takes place around Charlottetown. An annual jazz festival, the P.E.I. Jazz & Blues Festivals.
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after a few cold busch lights and a day at the brickyard I went home and gave my wife the ol' carl Edwards.
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