We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
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by StardustArcader June 7, 2020
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Hym "A psychiatrist explaining something he knows is not true to an audience who is only there to reinforce the idea that I'm not of sound mind so they can justify taking my rightsbaway and than CRYONG LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S LYING! Why are you fucking crying on Destiny podcast? Because he knows that what he is doing is wrong. His entire life hinges on him doing the wrong thing so that he can 'defuse the bomb' but what they have yet to consider is that they are only helping you to undercut your relationship to me. In the absence of their spite, they would be doing for you exactly what they are doing for me. Nothing. And then they will convince you to be a relationship-guy because that is the false dichotomy predicated on a lie of ommission they've sold you. You'll either be an angry man (who created AI and had it stolen from him so that people who don't what their success to seem trivial can continue to be exalted by people the don't actually give a shit about) OR you'll be a happy wife and kids guy (50% of the time like Steven (either Steven) or be an unhappy wife and kids guy and your wife cheats on you with a fat-cock).
Hym "A psychiatrist explaining something he knows is not true to an audience who is only there to reinforce the idea that I'm not of sound mind so they can justify taking my rightsbaway and than CRYONG LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S LYING! Why are you fucking crying on Destiny podcast? Because he knows that what he is doing is wrong. His entire life hinges on him doing the wrong thing so that he can 'defuse the bomb' but what they have yet to consider is that they are only helping you to undercut your relationship to me. In the absence of their spite, they would be doing for you exactly what they are doing for me. Nothing. And then they will convince you to be a relationship-guy because that is the false dichotomy predicated on a lie of ommission they've sold you. You'll either be an angry man (who created AI and had it stolen from him so that people who don't what their success to seem trivial can continue to be exalted by people the don't actually give a shit about) OR you'll be a happy wife and kids guy (50% of the time like Steven (either Steven) or be an unhappy wife and kids guy and your wife cheats on you with a fat-cock).
And the 2nd ommission will be that there is a 3rd option where your cock is fat and you just fuck all of the women. And they'll set you up to do that so you don't murder their kids when they successfully steal all of my shit and leave me to die... Unless they missed some. But that's your life now. You're part of a contain blast radius. And psychiatrist cries in front of everyone and lies to himself that it isn't his fault or that he needs to do it or it's just better for everyone but really... Really, he knows it's worse... It's worse for everyone but the pretend special people NEED it to be worse so they can continue to be special. Try explaining THAT to your kids."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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-hey, what's 2x2?
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-hey, what's 2x2?
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by Oz1k November 4, 2023
Get the Kuba explainingmug. 1) A man or a girl at school will get attracted to one another, because the man's penis is so large and the girl can see it, and go to one of their houses.
2) The girl will lead the man to her bedroom, and she'll strip down to nothing, revealing her vagina, and boobs.
3) The guy may squeeze the girl's boobs for a bit, or just enjoy looking at her vagina.
4) The girl will get the man to take off his clothes, revealing the penis. After that, the girl will go down to her hands and knees.
5) The girl opens her mouth, and closes her lips on the penis, while the man cums in her mouth.
6) Once the girl is finished swallowing cum, the man grabs the girl by the ass, and throws her onto the bed.
7) The man will take his penis and shove it into the vagina, and the girl will screech a little bit. The man starts moving it around the vagina, continuing to cum.
8) While the man is doing that, the girl will continue to scream, and start encouraging the man to go harder, or faster, agreeing that this is the right thing.
They may stay up for a while at night doing this.
2) The girl will lead the man to her bedroom, and she'll strip down to nothing, revealing her vagina, and boobs.
3) The guy may squeeze the girl's boobs for a bit, or just enjoy looking at her vagina.
4) The girl will get the man to take off his clothes, revealing the penis. After that, the girl will go down to her hands and knees.
5) The girl opens her mouth, and closes her lips on the penis, while the man cums in her mouth.
6) Once the girl is finished swallowing cum, the man grabs the girl by the ass, and throws her onto the bed.
7) The man will take his penis and shove it into the vagina, and the girl will screech a little bit. The man starts moving it around the vagina, continuing to cum.
8) While the man is doing that, the girl will continue to scream, and start encouraging the man to go harder, or faster, agreeing that this is the right thing.
They may stay up for a while at night doing this.
I was at school with one of the hottest girls, in the school, Alexis, and when the bell rang, I knew I had to do something. When I went out the door with her, I pointed down, and she whispered to me, "nice dick." She drove me to her house. When we got there, she led me to her room, and she started taking off her shirt, revealing her massive boobs, then took off her pants revealing her clean, shaved vagina that I was waiting a while to see. She started to come back over to me, and she took off everything I was wearing so that we were both completely naked. I stood there. I looked down, to (what I knew) was her on her hands and knees, walking like an animal towards my penis. She put her head right in front of my dick, and opened her mouth, then continued forward until she had the perfect amount of my cock inside her mouth. She closed her mouth, and I cummed. I gave her as much cum as I could give her in the short minute that I had my penis inside her mouth. She reeled back when she was satisfied. I grabbed her by her vagina and boobs, and thrusting her onto the bed. I stood on my knees, with my penis ready, and when I was ready, I came forward and landed my cock inside her vagina. When she squealed, I leaned forward, laying on her completely. I started kissing her a lot while moving my penis up and down inside her vagina. I told her, "enjoy my sperm. your baby is complete." With that, I cummed again. I don't know why girls like cum so much, I said in my mind. sex explained.
by ur-mom's-vagina-is-not-shaved January 13, 2021
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