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Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.
"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"
by Benjarvus August 27, 2008
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post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers
ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze
by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013
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faithful eruption

The act of "blowing a load" in/on/beside the girl you haven't seen in at least 6 months due to a long distance relationship after staying faithful to her for the duration.
I hadn't seen my girl in 8 months, but man ... I gave her the best faithful eruption she's ever had.
by seudoname October 12, 2017
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Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!
by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022
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testicular eruption

when you have ball cancer the final stage is

Testicular eruption when your balls explode
bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer

you supply’s gonna get cut off!

yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass
by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023
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polymorphic light eruption

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.
Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.
by Green_Unicorn420 May 19, 2018
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Vulcano Eruption

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava
In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.
by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015
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