Erection

"I'm blushing so hard right now...in my dick"
"Trump that's what you call an erection"
"Whatever Ivana, let's keep fucking! I wanna put my small loan of a million dollars somewhere you can never withdraw it from again ;) "

by TheGrinReaper August 17, 2016

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Chinese democracy

Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"

by girondinho February 8, 2009

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Erection

When a guy is horny and his dick gets big.

Umm sir, it's quite obvious that you have an erection. My kids are here.

by Bigboibigcock November 7, 2019

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1: A man doing something wrong.
2: The precursor to females getting something she doesn't deserve.
3: According to modern feminism, a synonym for impending rape, which is also a synonym for consensual sex, including sex which has been initiated and asked for by a women.
4: The source of weakness in men.
5: The one thing every women wants to see banned, burned and bashed.

6: An hourly occurrence for me at work.

Gloria-"That dirty bastard had an erection with you! On yoru honeymoon? Girl let me tell you, he raped you, he used hsi erection on you."

Frank-"I know, I know I'm stupid and I should have just thrown her off the building for saying that, but I had an erection."

Sheila and Tamra-"If we could only cure the common erection, the world would be perfect."

Angelina-"My husband claims he loves me, but then he gets an erection."

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

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