by Erp my Derp April 10, 2019
Get the erp my derpmug. by HEST39 December 10, 2016
Get the erpingmug. Initialism for Electronic Road Pricing. An electronic system of road pricing with gantries installed throughout several locations in Singapore, with the purpose of managing traffic problems especially during peak hours.
The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has called a tender to develop Singapore's next generation ERP (electronic road pricing) system. The new system will be based on Global Navigation Satellite System technology.
by keepthesingaporedreamalive June 26, 2016
Get the ERP (Electronic Road Pricing)mug. The ERP Martial Arts Dojo teaches martial arts that has been passed down through generations The style is based on a philosophy and is a combination of traditional Chinese martial arts‚ modern military hand-to-hand combat skills‚ and Eastern mysticism
ERP Martial Arts encourages a heightened sense of balance as well as flexibility and muscle development‚ which will help you develop into a ERPing machine
ERP Emperor RottenPotatoMan will show you how to use your martial arts skills in combat situations such as Golden Dragon Style which was formed from the golden chains of the black hearted E-boy who was defeated by the great warrior
You'll also be taught the Blue Phoenix style by ERP Grand Master Yuuzora‚ this is a very fast form of martial art that consists of lightning quick attacks It was formed by the blue tears of a heart broken pigeon‚ so there is no surprise that this style is not only fast but also deadly In fact‚ it's said that even a master of the style can kill a man with one swift blow
ERP Martial Arts encourages a heightened sense of balance as well as flexibility and muscle development‚ which will help you develop into a ERPing machine
ERP Emperor RottenPotatoMan will show you how to use your martial arts skills in combat situations such as Golden Dragon Style which was formed from the golden chains of the black hearted E-boy who was defeated by the great warrior
You'll also be taught the Blue Phoenix style by ERP Grand Master Yuuzora‚ this is a very fast form of martial art that consists of lightning quick attacks It was formed by the blue tears of a heart broken pigeon‚ so there is no surprise that this style is not only fast but also deadly In fact‚ it's said that even a master of the style can kill a man with one swift blow
Person 1: Ey man, im gonna join the the ERP Martial Arts Dojo to train my ERP prowess and increase my skill in ERPing.
Person 2: Cool man but i dont remember asking.
Person 2: Cool man but i dont remember asking.
by Yuuzora January 2, 2023
Get the ERP Martial Arts Dojomug. erpe is someone who would give out their all in doing everything that they do. erpe wouldn't stop in trying to achieve anything that their heart set into. you would think that being friends with them would be amazing, and you're right, it is. can't wait to meet with them again ^^
by goodnightngo December 9, 2023
Get the erpemug. Erotic Roleplay.
Basically where people can roleplay, just with more sex involved (more than MRP). Usually done by people who are horny, or people who are horny but also good writers. (Like holy shit some people will write whole paragraphs describing something as simple as stroking someone's cock.) This also can be done in fandoms, original plots, or just between people who want to fuck through text.
TLDR ver.: Roleplay but with sex.
Basically where people can roleplay, just with more sex involved (more than MRP). Usually done by people who are horny, or people who are horny but also good writers. (Like holy shit some people will write whole paragraphs describing something as simple as stroking someone's cock.) This also can be done in fandoms, original plots, or just between people who want to fuck through text.
TLDR ver.: Roleplay but with sex.
Example 1:
Kristina: Hey, wanna do an ERP with me?
Alex: Yeah, sure.
Kristina: *I kiss you passionately, before feeling your hardness beneath your pants. I then gently rub your erection, cupping your balls with another hand to bring you as much pleasure as I can.* “How is this, dear?”
*I ask, continuing the rubbing motion on his swollen cock.*
Alex: “Mmmh... Please, let my member free.” *Lets out a series of grunts and moans, wanting her to finally stop teasing my cock.*
Example 2:
Person: So like, want to continue that Mario ERP we were doing?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person: *Mario would continue thrusting inside the Piranha Plant's mouth, feeling the warm lips envelop his member.* Mama Mia... *Mario says, releasing a torrent of cum in the Piranha Plant's throat.*
Kristina: Hey, wanna do an ERP with me?
Alex: Yeah, sure.
Kristina: *I kiss you passionately, before feeling your hardness beneath your pants. I then gently rub your erection, cupping your balls with another hand to bring you as much pleasure as I can.* “How is this, dear?”
*I ask, continuing the rubbing motion on his swollen cock.*
Alex: “Mmmh... Please, let my member free.” *Lets out a series of grunts and moans, wanting her to finally stop teasing my cock.*
Example 2:
Person: So like, want to continue that Mario ERP we were doing?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person: *Mario would continue thrusting inside the Piranha Plant's mouth, feeling the warm lips envelop his member.* Mama Mia... *Mario says, releasing a torrent of cum in the Piranha Plant's throat.*
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
Get the ERPmug. Beware of E R P E s. Pronounced ER PEAZ, emphasis on both syllables. ERPEs is what you get when you are in close contact with MAGA folks. There is no vaccine and masks unfortunately don't help. The definition of Erpes is endless rants of pathetic excuses. Symptoms include rage, anger, bullying, and severe distortions of the face and facts.
Used in a sentence: I've been making bomb threats to children's hospitals since I caught Erpes from Trump,
by loadedwilly September 7, 2022
Get the Erpesmug.