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Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
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erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness
person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;
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