enigma-penguin

Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on grass, leaves, and roots.

The enigma-penguin makes for a fine coat of fur.

by Sean Stover May 13, 2005

Enigma D.

He’s in short words, a discord
mod.

Plays Roblox, hasn’t gone outside for 3 years.
Definitely molested kids.
Tries to be friends with William Moore but failed

X: Wow there buddy you’re going to overboard with those curse words.
X: dude chill out you’re acting like a Enigma D.

by TheDearestThomas November 4, 2021

enigma fallacy

ignoring valid arguments made against fallacious statements, also applies to anything enigma says

enigma fallacy, get wrecked skid.

by The magical onion fairy September 8, 2021

lil enigma

Usually a really cute boy named Kai who is mysterious in that he somehow just keeps getting better.

You're my lil enigma

by Lilmagicbean March 29, 2021

Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.

"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"

by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022

enigma

When a man bleeds out of his asshole, much like when a woman has her period. It is caused by a lot of stress or depression. No one is sure why this happens, hence the name enigma. It is mentioned in the Lil Wayne song 6 Foot 7 Foot when he says "what's the world without enigma?"

Guy 1: Did you hear about Mike?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Stephanie broke up with him and he enigmad all over the place

by chaka94 November 25, 2011

the anal condom enigma

when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.

Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.

by holla holla back ching chang May 11, 2007