engman

Common Swedish last name, usually teased for it. "Eggman, Egghead, Egg and ham." All Engmans are cool though, deep down they are the funniest, most trustworthy, friendliest people. If you mess with them, you fucked because alot of them are either small or look innocent they might actually put you in hell if you get on their bad side.

Person 1: "Wow Alysia Engman, what a funny last name"
Person 2: "Nah man don't say that, she's actually one of the best people you'd meet"

by swedishmafia12412 May 19, 2018

Lyric engman

A girl who is very sweet and kind and very bubbly, she still has her struggles, she has a voice of an angel, this species loves cherries and very Aesthetically pleasing things, usually is wearing no makeup because she is just that beautiful, but if you catch her in it, she would have a red lip or glossy lip and normal face makeup, she could be wearing a te-shirt and jeans or something that has flowers or anything Aesthetically appealing, she wears scrunchies sometimes, she’s not a vsco girl, she is sooo talented and is loyal and kind to her love ones but she will say something if you act very rude

I really wanna meet Lyric engman
Lyric engman is soo cool

by Bree Anna November 25, 2019

England is my city

A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.

Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge

by Importantquotes.org June 11, 2017

The city of England

Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic

ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty

by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

England is my city

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017