Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

empty clips

To shoot a gun and use the whole clip

This nigga talkin shit lets empty clips in his face

by xXL3G3NDC1TYXx February 4, 2018

Empty Dress

Usually used in regards a woman. after you get past all the glamor and glitz, there is nothing worth staying for.

Man: thought you liked her
Man 2: no turned out to be an empty dress

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch August 5, 2011

Empty Grammar Flex

An Empty Grammar Flex, or EGF, is when a user on a forum or comment thread attempts to gain leverage on other users by correcting the spelling and/or grammar of the other users in place of or in addition to focusing on content.

Example:

Man this guy just pulled an empty grammar flex on me on gearslutz, check it out...

Quote:

"Please, please kill the RCA cable. They're not really even called RCA cables. I don't even know what they're real names are. RCA's just a company, they' didn' invent this stupid unbalanced cable "

1- Please check your history before complaining; RCA did invent the connector used in "phono" cables. it was in the early 1940s.

2- please check your grammar; there is a difference between "they're" and "their".

by cheesesilk September 3, 2013

Empty Threat

When someone will go and say a consequence for someone's actions, sometimes making it sound realistic sometimes not so much, but none the less there is no intention on following up with those consequences.

"I swear I will leave you Henry after 15 years of marriage if you don't stop drinking"

"yea right, you and your empty threats"

by the sparkler October 26, 2008

empty-vee

Television network formerly known as Music Television.

My girlfriend watches endless amounts of empty-vee.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

empty my balls

To orgasm, nut, blow your load.

I have blue balls, I need to empty my balls!
I emptied my balls on her face!

by epicman123 August 9, 2017