El Paso Border Crossing

A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.
The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.
by Choochfactor May 07, 2018
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el paso eggcloud

An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.
Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"
by Lasha Talsackie October 19, 2023
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El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.
Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.
by Frenchy55 December 15, 2022
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old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”
by Smartmouth78 August 13, 2023
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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 04, 2016
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El Paso Punch

When you pour Vodka into a girl's Pussy and drink it out of there.
Who bro, El Paso punch tastes so good!

I know man.
by Uranium_Pie February 11, 2016
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El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.
by Cali0731 April 09, 2022
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