Chinese Efficiency

Being as quick,efficient, and productive as a Chinese factory worker.

Also a ratio of the number of other workers equaling a chinese worker.
White Worker:Chinese Worker 50:1
Mexican Worker:Chinese Worker 10:1

"I'm done with my homework already."
"Wow, you got Chinese Efficiency!"

"Hey I heard that 50 white workers got fired for 1 chinese worker."
"CHINESE EFFICIENCY!!"

"Are you done with your homework?"
White Guy: "No, I'm watching T.V"
Black Guy: "No, I'm doing crack, being a bad boy"
Mexican: "No, I'm eating beans and practicing border jumping skills"
Chinese guy: "OFCOURSE!!"

by Chinamaninnewyork January 24, 2011

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befficient

A combination of the words bitch and efficient. Typically used for a working woman who achieves maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense.

My employee, Jane, is a befficient worker.

by ssa787 May 27, 2014

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efficientness

So effecient as to be stupidly time-saving. Coined by Ms. B. Brown of Washington, DC in a fit of made-up-wordiness.

Your boss would love working with me, because I'm a master of efficientness.

by dhpdhp August 6, 2009

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Mex-efficiency

The ability of a Mexican to do work very well and in a timely fashion. Their primary areas of strength are in the Construction, Gardening and Cleaning fields.

"Wow, these kitchen cabinets look great and Pedro sure did build these quickly. Now that's what I call Mex-efficiency!"

by IndyCurmudgeon February 18, 2008

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efficienize

Intense focus on becoming tightly organized, proficient, and prepared.

Before I found myself at the bottom of a pit of overwhelmed dispair, I told myself, "Hey, it's time to efficienize. It's time to get ready. I can do this!

by Rae Nelson January 23, 2006

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