boys named eduardo have very big cocks and will always treat a lady right and have ultimate rizz and will treat lady’s names dulce right especially especially short dulces who are in 7th grade
by noteduardoreyes April 11, 2022

Always ends up having a massive dick. Besides that he's usually a massive fuckboy and has multiple hoes on the low. Besides that he has a top tier personality and you just cant dislike him
by Mr.3glocks November 22, 2021

by bootyhole lovr April 21, 2022

by Shaqtus December 10, 2020

Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.
by Your Mother II January 1, 2012

a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)
by sue August 31, 2008

