A tall man who is extremely good looking. He tends to answer questions with the words "maybe" and "possibly". He is a big goof ball who knows how to be serious when it is necessary. He's the best guy a girl could ever ask for. He is intellegent and goal driven. He is cabable of anything. He is an absolutely amazing cuddler, dare i say the best? YES! He's the type of guy who you can't help but love. He's a beast wrestler, but he wouldn't hurt a fly in real life. He is strong. He knows how to romance a girl. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I pray to God that one day, I become his wife<3
"Hey who is that tall guy over there?"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"
by LadyMcLadyPants October 17, 2011
by Geoff February 22, 2004
by Teeheeree October 03, 2018
Next level talented. One of the nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
don't let his smashed grave yard teeth fool you because past that nestle crunch texture is a kind, whole heartily beautiful soul.
Has a footling pork sausage or lads lads lads he has his meaty beef curtains.
don't let his smashed grave yard teeth fool you because past that nestle crunch texture is a kind, whole heartily beautiful soul.
Has a footling pork sausage or lads lads lads he has his meaty beef curtains.
omg is that Baron Kane Dyer!
by Sven Abernathy May 26, 2019
The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 15, 2025
Dyer county high school is a school of lame bums and racist ratchet people. If you know someone thinking about attending this school warn them, this is the last place they want to be.
“Hey did you hear about James thinking about going to dyer county high school?” “Yeah I did, he’s and idiot”
by deezhugenutz69 March 22, 2023