Digital Dutch Rudder

When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim

Hey bro let's get a digital dutch rudder circle going on after class

by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015

Dutch Walk

A bar hopping style invented in Oakland, CA. When walking back home, but you hit up every bar on the way back.

“Hey, let’s Dutch walk home”
“Oh man, that’s gonna hurt in the morning”

“Last night was nuts, Eric and I Dutch walked home last night, and wound up at some underground furry fight club”

by tzeak July 31, 2022

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Double Dutch Douche

An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.

A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.

by Mollena September 9, 2016

Dutch

A man with a plan.

Arthur: I'm not sure Dutch

Dutch: you need FAITH son, I have a PLAN!

by Micah bell January 18, 2019

the dutch inquiry

A one-time trick that you play on someone who is clueless to your mischieviousness. Ask the clueless person if you have a hole in the seat of your pants because it feels breezy. When the person looks and says no ask the person to look closer. When they get closer to your butt, unsuspectingly looking for a hole, you let out a good old stinky fart!

He is so stupid. I did the Dutch Inquiry on him. He put his face right by my ass looking for the hole and I let out the noxious fumes of a burrito fart.

by Stagmen April 23, 2017

Dutch Surgical Mask

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)

Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"

by Casper79 March 22, 2008