Duolingo

An app that holds your family hostage until you beg for Duo to spare your family in Spanish.

1: I’m signing up for Duolingo!
2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016

by Stuck At SawCon June 17, 2023

Duolingo

Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----

Wait

What was that...

Oh no...

WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------

"Duolingo is after my family"

by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023

Duolingo

You may think the owl and the app are cute but..They will kidnap you're family if you don't tak you're Spanish lesson..

Duolingo: SPANISH OR VANISH

You: NO PLEASE DONT!!!!

by Daisy brown May 21, 2022

Preppy Duolingo

the mysterious green beautiful evil creature that hunts and steals your family if you want to get them back you must do your Spanish lesson...

( ITS MEEE )

you: please please I'll do anything oh my king preppy duolingo

Preppy Duolingo:S̴̢̮̻̥̠̎̈́̈́̉͒͂͌̈p̶̢̼͉͖̠̳͔̋̄͐á̵̤͉͈̗̰͔̘͇͖̬͔̣̊̌̒͘n̵̹͚̦͐̑̑͜͝͝ỉ̶͍̳͗̌̚s̴̡̡͉̩̤̟̖̪̜̼̺̜̋̈̔̾͗͒͒́h ͍͍̳̜̙̼͚͉̈̉̂̇̋͂̄ ̵̖͐̓͒̆ơ̴̥͙̗͕̇́͌r ̡̮̻̭̣̦̻̑̓̄̀̾̇̚͝͠͝ ̩̫̩͚͈͖̙̪̄̓̓͂͐̕v ̼̮̫͇̝̳̼͙̌̊a̵̝̱͇͎̞̻̯̹̫͚̿͆ͅn ̰͈̗͕̪͙̣̤̂́̔͛̔̕͝i ̦̦͓͍̝̌͐̊͂̎͑͌̓̈̍̋͠s̵̢̧̩͚͙͛͑̊̇̈́̈́͂́̑͆̔͘ḩ̶̨̰̟̉̅͋̊̔̇͂͑͝͝

you: yes my king I'll do my Spanish lesson.

by Preppy Duolingo November 21, 2024

Duolingo

an app that has over 72 drawings on rule34 :)

"Dude, did you see that Duolingo is on rule34"
"That's disgusting, lemme see"

by vkoid November 21, 2021

Duolingo

A bird that will kidnap your family while you're asleep unless you do 1 lesson daily

Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.

by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025

Duolingo

A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.

Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.

by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025