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Downsload

(n.) An excruciatingly slow download that makes one wonder if their computer and/or Internet connection is retarded

(v.)To receive data in a ridiculously slow manner
"It could take all day for this downsload to finish"

"The file wasn't all that big, but I had to downsload it on my shitty computer"
by Sheeberweeber December 11, 2018
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file download

When you need to hit the toilet most likely a big #2
Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download

****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!
by The.Sniper June 7, 2016
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drive-by downloading

operator being tricked into giving permission to download without realizing the download contains malware.
fake anti-virus scams are almost always nothing more than drive-by downloading
by patnoyb February 19, 2012
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You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.
-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.
by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023
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download syndrome

Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.
A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!
by Fattay February 17, 2009
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Downloadaphobia

Downloadaphobia is the general fear of all things downloadable or act of an entity being downloaded.

This fear usually originates from users that have shared computers. A typical example is where the mother 'accidently' throws a brick through the monitor of the screen and blames it on a mysterious virus. A user will develop a fear of a potential virus and spend hundreds of dollars in protecting there computers from this. Ironically virus protection is downloaded so people that have this fear will develop downloadaphobia to an extremity and download nothing.

Most people suffer downloadaphobia to a certain degree.
People that may suffer from downloadaphobia tend to be half french and called Charlotte.
Typical user: y0 charlotte ma main home dawg go on download.com and type in photoshop portable for free photoshop - everyone uses it and it's virus free

you - i know your a genius and all and im'a let you finish but download.com is the biggest distributor of viruses of all time!

Typical user: okay.. how a bout GIMP? it's like photoshop but it's legit and free.

you - you seriously think im downloading something called gimp...lol?

Typical user: OKAY HOW ABOUT MS FUCKING PAINT

Charlotte Dimond - sorry im on a mac

Typical user: I think you have downloadaphobia ^__^
by Disturbings September 19, 2009
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download software

...once again another term for pooping
"I'll be with you folks in a moment I have to download software".
by Jannasauras Rex April 2, 2005
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