Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Top Fuel Douchester

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011

Douchess

1.The female version of a douche is a douchess. Particulary a girl that likes particularly douchey guys. However, a girl can be a douchess on her own minus the douchey boyfriend.

2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.

Example 1: "Megan is such a douchess... she's always chasing after the most moronic douchebags of guys. I mean... look at that fool... he has frosted tips! I mean... what year is it? 1998?"

Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"

by Stato Reale February 8, 2010

Doucheshnozzle

A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.

A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.

by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

some random word that stevo n dan got from marry poppins

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus is a cool word

by stevo n dan January 28, 2003

douchesophe

(doosh a soaf)
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.

Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.

Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...

by Modano November 10, 2008

Douchasaurus Rex

The extended version of douche for those guys and girls who can't just be a douche. They're over ridiculous, a veteran idiot, make it not even your game anymore, are extremely lazy, think they're huge, love public humiliation and pick on smaller people for their sole entertainment.

"Jackie totally was making fun of Cindy's little brother, he thinks he's such a pro. That ass..."

"Yeah I noticed after he tried to pants me, big head and little arms that douchasaurus rex."

by Perplexcity October 20, 2008