If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.
"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."
"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008
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Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
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1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.
With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 20, 2012
Get the Doucheface mug.(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.
by sueme17 March 29, 2011
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The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.
Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.
Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.
Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.
The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.
-See also guidos and meatheads
The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.
Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.
Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.
Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.
The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.
-See also guidos and meatheads
by Matty_O February 4, 2010
Get the Douchebagery mug.douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.
That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.
by jlschen April 24, 2009
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