doosh kuh-noo
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011
Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 10, 2015
by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
by Pizza head July 22, 2015
Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
by Senpaiwaifu July 09, 2019
Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
by large barges July 15, 2020
When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021