Doublespeak

When you are messaging someone back and forth and while you are writing a response their last message they send another message on a different topic. You realize the second message requires a completely seperate message to answer so you quickly finish you initial response and send it. Then as you start typing the second message the other person reads the message you already sent then proceeds to write a message back, ignoring the second topic of conversation as if he or she were talking to someone else. You respond in the same fashion and the two of you have two seperate messaging conversations at the same time until some point one topic is dropped or the messaging ends altogether.

I was messaging Bill earlier and it was total doublespeak
Example
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you see how hot Kyla looked in those yoga pants today?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah man, she has some hot curves!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: She sure does, those pants are so tight i bet she uses paint thinner to take them off

by CorporateRule April 30, 2016

Doublepen

One who fails at most, if not all parts of a massively multiplayer online roleplaying game. This type person generally lives in denial by boasting their name in unusual circumstances.

Once the zone flipped Doublepen shouted "THIS FLIP BROUGHT YOU BY DOUBLEPEN! DOUBLEPEN!"

by Scroobles August 20, 2010

douchegeezer

a douche bag over the age of 35

a douchegeezer is a guy that is useless and over the age of 35

by thatb1tch March 19, 2010

doublemeat

rumination, when something is in your head for a long time and you can't get it out, obsessing

I was doublemeating all day when that girl stealing my parking space.

I doublemeated that for like two hours..

by fragglejax October 16, 2010

Doublejerk

Someone who breaks a pinky promise, on top of already being a jerk, hence being a doublejerk

You promised to run the mile with me! I don't feel well... Wow, Julie. You're a doublejerk!

by SKMh June 4, 2011

doubleganger

Someone’s personality, living style and the way he / she talks are exactly as similar as the other.

a ghostly double or counterpart of a living person.

Either you are Hereward, or you’re his doubleganger.

by Faywahaha August 23, 2019

doubleheader

a dildo with two heads on opposite sides.

those lesbians at the strip club like to share the doubleheader.

by cris090382 February 29, 2008