To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.
Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
Person 2: Granny don't!
Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"
by CaptainJonus May 4, 2006
Homo little pussyholes who cringe anybody who is not in their very small in circle with their horrible voices. Avoid these little dickheads like the plague.
by notapussyhole October 17, 2019
First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.
-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!
-Again. Fuck you, mom.
by Barnaby J. July 16, 2008
Synonim for no
by ScaleneComb6029 December 31, 2022
a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
the immortal phrase coined by Douglas Adams in the book the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it is emblazoned on the cover of the Guide
by one geek with too much free time April 12, 2004
When someone is irritating you/doing something negative to you but you ain't having any of it.
Similar to "can you not", i.e. piss off
Similar to "can you not", i.e. piss off
*night out*
a guy: "you're so sexy, come home with me. Please, let's go, you'll love it, come on, please"
a girl: "oi, don't at me (don't @ me)"
a guy: "you're so sexy, come home with me. Please, let's go, you'll love it, come on, please"
a girl: "oi, don't at me (don't @ me)"
by moyseh February 7, 2015