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Drinking

A temporary solution to a very permanent problem
Ah man Jame's dad died and he has been drinking since
by Dirty dick 69 May 27, 2016
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Power drinking

A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions.

Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.

Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.
by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010
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Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.
The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.
by Whitemule April 29, 2010
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Post-Drinking Poo

a massive shit you do the day after a heavy nights drinking

usually comes around midday
it is excelled from your body at an alarming pace and tends to be as black as death itself
Hal: you were pretty smashed last night mate, how are you?
Josh: im not too bad, just had a right painful post-drinking poo though
by joshinho April 7, 2010
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Jersey Shore Drinking Game

A drinking game played while watching the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', which is about a bunch of guidos (even thought they're not actually from jersey) liviing in the same house.

Take a shot when...

◦There’s someone shown lifting weights

◦Someone says the word “classy”

◦Pauley fixes his hair

◦An Ed Hardy apparel is shown

◦Mike says “The Situation”

◦There’s a fight

◦A guy appears shirtless

◦A girl appears in a bikini top

◦Someone says “guido” or “guidette”

◦Anyone fist bumps
(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
by poiuytrewq987 December 12, 2009
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Drinking demons

The horrible shaking feeling and often restless nightmarish sleep that occurs following long weekends of drinking.
I couldn't sleep at all last night, after that bachelor party in Vegas the drinking demons were really chasing me last night.
by dmozealous January 4, 2011
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Drinking the kool-aid

A figure of speech that means to buy into the ideas or beliefs that someone else is selling, be it a company or a church. It strongly suggests that the ideas are nonsense and possibly dangerous. The phrase is a reference to the Jonestown massacre in which the cult leader Jim Jones led his followers to commit mass-suicide by drinking a poisoned fruit drink similar to Kool-Aid.
"You've been at that company too long and they treat you like crap. It's time to stop drinking the kool-aid."

"He's been volunteering for that political campaign and it's all he talks about. Half of it is BS ... I wish he'd stop drinking the kool-aid."
by CatsAtTheKeyboard February 13, 2020
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