dodgeballs

When your balls stick to your leg.

Man, I have a serious case of dodgeballs.

by Steif798 August 6, 2011

Dodgeball

1.The most evil game in elementary school. Everyone throws balls at you even after you're out 'cause it's funny.

2.Kids version of a drive by.

3.Most painful game ever. Played with bricks and metal baseball bats.

1. Hey guys lets play dodgeball !!!

(10 minutes later)

I'M already out, and who keeps hitting my crotch!!!

2.DUDE WTF!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS THROWING !@#$%& PINEAPPLES AT ME!!!!

3.Only fun when you get to throw.

by superplayah January 2, 2010

dodgeball

a fucked up game where you hit pussies

by anguel October 23, 2003

dodgeball

A sport that hurts if you are smacked in the head with the titular dodgeball.

<Person> *is smacked in head* Ow!

by FuNkY mOnKeY October 20, 2003

dodgeball

To defend oneself from getting raped/molested by a sexually ravenous male homo sapien sapien.

And yep you've guessed it right about the meaning's origin. Dodging the guy's balls.

Yo even tho there was 5 of us in the hood runnin' the train, that white ho kept dodgeballin' us till she had time to escape and call the pigs!

by Mark H July 19, 2004

Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

Iraqi Dodgeball

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.

During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.

by DFunk420 March 14, 2009