Nigger Dilemma

When there's a KFC, Popeyes and Churches chicken, all on the same intersection.

"yo dawg i heard there was a nigger dilemma down the street, and I love me some fried chicken!"

by Da Krooo January 14, 2010

duane dibley

a character the Cat in Red Dwarf turns into occassionally, especially when the emohawk has taken away his "cool".

Duane Dibley is the Duke of Dork.

What's it turned me into? Duane Dibley? DUANE DIBLEY? I Don't Wanna Be Duane Dibley!

by Riksta April 24, 2005

dilemmon

A particularly sour situation one does not want to deal with.

My granddad can't seem to understand that his new little girlfriend is playing him for his money. He's bought her two cars, already. It's a real dilemmon.

by Disgruntled_Celtic_Guardian May 8, 2011

Dielectrodynamics

Dielectrodynamics is coined by its founder in mimic of electrodynamics. This theory encourages to conduct mutual conversion between electric and mechanic energy without involvement of magnetic field but only pure electric field.
The energy density of modern dielectric materials is getting higher and higher, such as AF45, rated 38.5MJ per cubic meter, which is said to be capable of holding a lightning bolt.

All conventional electric motors and generators can be re-invented with the applications of dielectrodynamics.

by Yanweir May 1, 2017

Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.

Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.

by DestTheBest May 29, 2018

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

new dialectic

the new (and current) reality which consciously (and unconsciously) dominates our language, thoughts and reasons for being in this post-modern, 21st century, third millennium world.

new dialectic in washington, d.c. : politics is show business for ugly people.
new dialectic in hollywood : show business is politics for beautiful people.

by Virgin Suicides June 18, 2017