When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
by hoboX10 May 24, 2011
Get the distraction condoms mug.To have witness or recorded an event that was unbelievable or Recorded somone who went beast mode in anything and had it all on tape or recorded in anyway.
Dude 1:Man i couldn't believe it, When i saw him get hit with da sleepa and not only did he fall asleep to the floor. his broke off tooth put a hole in his cheek
Dude 2: did you get it on tape?
Dude 1: Yea i had that Destruction on lock.
Dude 2: did you get it on tape?
Dude 1: Yea i had that Destruction on lock.
by Mr. who shall not be named September 4, 2010
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I don't want disturbtion from my uncle.
by Phat-Tony May 31, 2010
Get the disturbtion mug.a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
Get the mutually assured destruction mug.When you are beyond hammered and or shitfaced. Destruction usually results in either a blackout or an mip.
Destruction also usually consists of the usage of weed to end the night.
Destruction also usually consists of the usage of weed to end the night.
Person #1: How was last night? Last I saw, you ran naked into the diag.
Person #2: Absolute destruction. I can't remember anything.
Person #2: Absolute destruction. I can't remember anything.
by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010
Get the Destruction mug.1. Two (or three or four) teams of two (usually consisting of a guy and a girl but can be guy-guy or girl-girl) play Halo matchmaking Slayer. The team that is winning has one member (the one who is playing) receiving oral. When that player starts losing the oral stops and the new winner gets oral from their partner.
2. A Sex Game
2. A Sex Game
by CreatorofDistractionHaloDuck April 14, 2009
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Eruption Disruption occurs when Volcanic ash interferes with air travel.
Air travel is either canceled or halted in fear of planes crashing because of Volcanic ash.
Eruption Disruption occurs when Volcanic ash interferes with air travel.
Air travel is either canceled or halted in fear of planes crashing because of Volcanic ash.
My fucking flight was just canceled because of of Eruption Disruption!
How the hell am I going to get home Now!
How the hell am I going to get home Now!
by Len Dog April 16, 2010
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