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Detroit Discount Store

A term for a situation that, once being involved, has no positive outcome. Rooted in the idea that once you walk into a Detroit discount store there's no hope of leaving without something negative going down.
Dude, if you go out with that psycho chick you walking right into a Detroit Discount Store.
by Herfinangle June 1, 2007
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cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.
guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010
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five finger discount

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 5, 2008
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Discount Skeppy

Discount Skeppy is a rip-off of Skeppy
by DreamSMP definitions December 15, 2020
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Wisdom Discount

A discount for people age 55 and above.
Thanks to your wisdom discount, you'll be receiving 10% off your purchase!
by Vince Skez March 5, 2020
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Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.
Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!
by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011
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Veteran's Discount

Veteran's Discount is a term often used in old, and nostalgic videos if you remember that video.
If you remember this video, you deserve a veteran's discount
by pwnda June 8, 2021
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