Desenrascate

(verb) English adaptation of a Portuguese word used to describe successfully improvising out of a situation or in doing something, always used between a modal verb and a pronoun ending in -self.

"Won't you help him with his flat tire?"
"Nah, he will desenrascate himself"

by Anomalocaris June 18, 2023

Down Multi-Dimensionally

One must ascend to a godlike state of mind to even comprehend what being down multi-dimensionally is like. Until humanity is able to transcend and blink between parallel realities, witness time as a construct, being down multi-dimensionally can only be reduced to a form of horniness that is so desperate that one is willing to travel between different dimensions and realities to find anything to copulate with.

If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.

A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.

"Did you hear about what happened to Timmy four years ago?"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman

Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.

Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.

by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011

dimentia

the condition of loving dimensions both 2D and 3D, I won't judge.

Man I sure do love this third dimension I inhabit. I may have dimentia!

by NotABigFanOffical May 23, 2018

trans dimensional

When a person does not want to be in the 3rd dimension, but feels that he or she should have been a cartoon their entire life

Jake: Yo how's it going Bob?
Bob: I just came out as trans dimensional, and prefer to go by the name of Sheen
Jake: From Jimmy Neutron? If that makes you happy.

by Shade_Lobber June 2, 2016

DiSandro

Another name for a rather large behind. Derives from a popular cocktail in southern Jersey bars. Word that is soon to hit the rap video circuit before you know it.

Ex. Driver: Something's blurring my vision.
Son: What is it Daddy?
Driver: A damn DiSandro, that's what it is. Hard to keep my eyes off.

by IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI66 December 17, 2012

dimension master

Any one of the six beings forged out of space, time, light, darkness, life, energy, and matter at the start of every universe. They usually serve as mercenaries, assassins for hire, or bounty hunters. The six members are Z, D, P, S, N, and J. Though not humans, they do appear as such. Their godlike powers are virtually unrivaled in all the dimensions. They're pretty damn badass.

Me: Am I the only one that thinks the Dimension Masters are gay? ...No?

My friend: Shut the fuck up, man. They're more badass than the Avengers!

Other friend: They could totally kick Satan's ass any day!

Me: If you say so...

by Practical Problems December 19, 2013