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Mansel in Distress

When an otherwise fully capable man acts like he's in distress, and instead of being self-reliant about it, he chooses to act like a woman that needs rescuing from other able-bodied and capable men.
Look at the fully grown man standing in his wife's robe and bunny slippers, sipping his coffee, and fixing his hair, while that other hard-working guy mows his lawn.

Damn, he sure looks like a 'mansel in distress' to me.
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distression

its like depression but its when you are distressed
im suffering really badly from distression
by grace_a_tron December 22, 2008
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Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.
"I think I need a Penial Distress session."
by THOT.exe January 17, 2018
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Emotional-Distress

What women do not realize sometimes is that men are not equiped to fully deal with emotions. So for instance when they are pregnant and going through mood swings it effects us. The moment we become fathers or when women fail to realize just how hard it is to be men can lead to EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.
I first exprienced "Emotional-Distress" When dealing with my pregnant girlfirend's/Wife's Mood swings.
by Don E torta August 18, 2011
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Pimpin in distress

Pimpin in distress is not about “pimping” in the literal sense, but in the slang sense, such as “balling”

Pimpin in distress is like when you have too many boyfriends and fans that are getting jealous of each other and you handle it

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Pimpin in distress means that everyone else around you is stressing and you are still balling. Urban Dictionary should make me a mug with this new catch phrase…
Crescenda

I don’t think I can, ive got too many fans
Pimpin in distress
by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020
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distression

-depression + distress= distression
-occurs during deep depression hours
-the result of craving genitals of another human
- also the result of being in deeply distress for numerous reasons
- A very effective tool for explaining the gravity of your sexual HUNGER
Wow i really wanna be pummeled in my tiny ass my poor scalp is tingling fuck in in a deep sexual distression.
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dispressed

A combination of being disappointed and depressed at the same time
After the ice cream fell out of the cone he became dispressed at the sight of it melting on the sidewalk.
by the old bear February 3, 2010
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