Dilanius

An Idiotic Lost Person working at Siemens

"Look at Dilanius hes too stupid to write a correct sentence"

by DerZerfetzer3 August 20, 2021

dilanja

A human being, typically a male, with superhuman levels of charisma and strength, who has the capacity to lead the allied troops to victory against the nazis on one day, to saving a burning orphanage on the second, to literally sleeping with every female you have ever known in your life on the third. (That includes your mother and you know it.)

He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )

To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.

Dilanja? He slept with your girlfriend, your mother and your sister on the same night. And he didn't even ask them? THEY ASKED HIM? Well I don't see why your surprised. He's literally Dilanja...

by Dilanjas adorers November 27, 2021

Dilano

a guy that seems introverted at first but once u get to know him he is the complete opposite and is a very nice, caring, friendly asshole that everyone likes.

Person 1: this guy seems mean
Person 2: theres no way hes mean his name is Dilano

by Thebestmfffff January 29, 2022

Dilan

Has a juicy penis that is omnipresent in size but a sweet soul on the inside, yes she is a woman with a penis 👍 xx but I ain’t complaining 😃

Omg it’s dilan do you see her bulging penis

by Spinkx September 28, 2022

Dilan

Dilan is a man. A man who can care for his family. They call him a Giga-Chad. He is the 2nd Top G.

Dilan has Rizzz, yo. You see how he pulled gyallll.

by hyperrgb April 21, 2023

Dilan

Dilan is only guy to leave his homies haning after talking to a girl for about five seconds, when you see someone that has a belly haning on the ground, you can be sure that this guy is a Dilan. You can also be sure that you can't even see his dick. When you see a fatass falling off his scooter, it has to be a Dilan. ONLY a dilan can be this ugly that some people even throw up. Besides all that this fat ugly guy also likes to touch minors

Ayo that fat ugly pedophile just fell off his scooter, it is defenetly a Dilan!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023

delahna

beautiful amazing delicious girl. who is also very sexy;)

Delahna= if she were a booger, I would pick her

by delahnaes November 2, 2013