dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013

Dicktard

A retarded guy who is also a dick.

James is such a Dicktard.

by MsOb June 23, 2016

dockyard run around

Asking for a bit of information and being sent back to talk to the people you've just spoken to.

I've just spoken to them. This is becoming a dockyard run around!

by Mykel13 September 18, 2017

Dicktard

In a state of being a wallflower dickery

Miran is a dicktard

by Cat008 April 9, 2019

DickTard

Someone who is being a dick in a retarded manner

Perry: Oi Tim stop being a dicktard to Tony

by WhoretoReporto April 10, 2019

Dicktarded

Slang for erectile dysfunction

I heard Jim is dicktarded

by Trent is wasting his life November 30, 2019

dicktard

when a male goes subatomic on the autism spectrum

dicktard: I'm a man but I was born a woman
you: oh my god your such a fucking dicktard

by the sexiest man u will evr see February 27, 2020