dickfor

The Tweed way of pulling a fast one on your unsuspecting Grandmother.

"Hey Grandmother"
"Yes, Honeydew"
"Will you get me a dickfor for Christmas?"
"What's a dickfor?"
"PISSIN' AND SCREWIN'"

by Moonracer May 13, 2005

Dicktoris

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick

Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.

by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dickoris

cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser

mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise

by bannana March 25, 2004

Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

Dicktergent

The smell you get when you combine clean underwear and dirty dick.

It smells like dicktergent.

by Lovelee_pisces July 8, 2017

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 25, 2016

dicktrickle

Pre-cum and or a secretion from the tip of the penis due to a STD.

Man i got the dicktrickles today after banging that prostitute.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005