Dickhouse

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.

Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

Dicktits

a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.

This test is gonna be dicktits.

shut up dicktits

by nutshak February 24, 2009

Urban Dicktionary

When Urban Dictionary does not publish a perfectly good definition because they are idiots.

Dude : "Posted the definition for Cunts Game last night on Urban Dictionary, got rejected."

Dude 2 : "Yeh that's because Urban Dicktionary is full of shit, unfunny and irrelevant definitions. Gutted."

by rorocirca1989 September 13, 2013

dicktosis

an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang

Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.

by H-Squared April 20, 2008

Dicktitude

Referring to the male of the human species when he's being a jerk or a tool and he's giving attitude as if he's experiencing male PMS.
Or: When a male thinks he's "all that"

I was trying to be reasonable with him but he had such Dicktitude that he was impossible to deal with!

He approached me with such Dicktitude that it was easy for me to turn him down.

by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

dickhouse

A dickhouse is a slang for the word ''boxer'' or ''drawer''. Underwear used to cover the lower part of the body.

.Oh man your dickhouse is so tight; it has a bad effect on your penis

by HatemX November 30, 2016

dicktouch

Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.

Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.

by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004