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dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.
"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"
by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005
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dickblaster

Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.
by matrixx1 May 29, 2010
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Dickalish

Someone who is overly sensitive about most things, and is a dick about said things.
Combination of ticklish and dick
Dude, it was just a joke! Stop being so dickalish!
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
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Dickolas Sparks

A well known and bestselling romance novel author and Notre Dame grad known for his sappy love stories later adapted into popular movies whose male protagonists are all tall white men over 6 feet and whose female protagonists are all blonde, blue eyed Stacys taking it in the rain and in the shower from chad
Dickolas Sparks just released a new book and they're already turning it into a new Netflix series. Get yours today
by D Flawless August 20, 2020
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Dicksplash

An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.
"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."

"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."
by Duck man davey November 25, 2013
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dickrash

A guy who when he talks to girls changes the pitch of his voice and acts gay. Also has a rash on his dick.
Rashaad is a dickrash for not chilling with us
by noobsmallwang March 20, 2011
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Dicksplash

Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past
Jake is such a dicksplash
by Ashmaggot November 13, 2011
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