dickhouse

Another term for a slut, whore, or a hussy. Pretty much self explanatory.

That girl is such a dickhouse. She's doing a new guy every week.

by tracycodeine December 9, 2008

Dickhoused

To be drunk.

Man, he was totally dickhoused last night.

by Spongebob Pooppants May 24, 2009

dickus picus

Noun, Latin root dik-uhs pik-uhs: An archaic form of sending a "dick pic" before the existence of modern digital media, used almost exclusively by royalty and the very wealthy. Origins: The subject had to pose nude for long enough time so that the artist could paint the phallus, and then a messenger (often on horseback, for timeliness) would deliver the explicit painting to the consignee (often a mistress).

Use: "Sendeth to me thine dickus picus". Plural: Dicki pici dik-I pik-I

by Slomoxo August 21, 2015

dickowski

A hairy middle aged man that is a booze pounding, woman chasing wild man. One who is a wild card and does thing his own way, which is usually wrong and causes trouble. Also is refered to as a TL.

Ladies, if you see a Dickowski stop him and do him right away, as they are a rare breed.

by tony dickey June 18, 2008

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015

dickdousch

dickdousch to be a dick and a dousch at the same time and the lack of any common sense

Rhea you are such a dickdousch.

by Ironhead---Rock June 28, 2008

dickoupage

After wiping off your johnson, that bit of toilet paper that sticks like glue to you

"Is that some nasty infection or dry skin on your penis?"
'Nah, it's just some dickoupage"

by nightmares999 September 13, 2011