dickosity

Dick-like behavior.
see dick for definition

You guys should go on a break that way, he can reconsider his dickosity.

by malindaa5 December 30, 2006

Dickatosis

bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatosis after having oral sex with her boyfriend. Halitosis

by samuel prewitt jr. October 26, 2015

Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

dicknose

A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.

Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"

by BING-CHONG The 1st December 6, 2010

dicknose

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised

He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised

by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017

dickholism

a fatal disease causing the infected to obtain a cunt-like personality.

The new photo teacher is the epitome of dickholism.

by frootsnax & jesus September 20, 2008