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DICKLESS

A person with no genitals or dick 'literally' . A man who is ashamed for obvious reasons to show whatevers lurking underneath his pants.
Sal vitale is a dickless guy whos afraid to show anybody his stump.
by feefce January 16, 2008
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dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
by Bongman7 October 16, 2006
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dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.
Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
by AJ.S November 9, 2008
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Dickless

She did not enjoy since i became dickless
by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019
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Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.
Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"
by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008
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dickless

A word to describe men or boys who pick on women or girls to boost their self esteem. These creatures will feed on your insecurities to feel okay about his own. He is generally without any very good friends. This is just a more creative term for an asshole and such.
Boy: You are a flat bitch!
Girl: Take a look of what's in your own pants before you tell me what's in mine dickless!
by +vibes+ June 21, 2014
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dickless dickleby

a boy who masquerades as a man; a grown baby-man
A dickless dickleby is a so-called man who refuses to admit his true feelings and commit to a romantic relationship.
by Areerah August 14, 2010
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