Dickdo disease

Condition in which a man's stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.

That guy weighs 400 pounds, he must have a serious case of dickdo.

by R February 7, 2005

dickdown

The act of giving very satisfying sexual pleasure, often referring to rough, filling sex on the part of the woman

Girl, Calvin gave me a dickdown last night that left me paralyzed...

by Rubbish Castille November 12, 2007

dickdruff

the dried pussy juice flakes left behind when your girlfriend has a nice creamy climax and you don't shower

I crashed out after boning Gina last night, so when I got to the gym and took off my underwear dickdruff got all over the carpet.

by White Rodney October 26, 2009

Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020

other dicked

Aka "ODed"

1. When yo bitch has plans to meet up with u but ends up meeting up with someone while on their way to you. Basically you get intercepted by some other dick.

2. Quite simply your bitch gets dicked down by another nigga instead of you in any situation.

(Phrase coined by DanWallace)

Last night Sherry was on her way to meet up with me but met up with her coke dealer first and I got OTher Dicked.

by Dan Wallace December 27, 2016

Serbian Dicked

To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.

Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?

Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.

Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.

by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018

Big Dickin'

The act of working on the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

I won't be able to eat Thanksgiving dinner with my family, I will be Big Dickin'.

by Big D's DICKtionary January 9, 2020