Dicktion

Friction between your dick and clothing, usually boxers or your pants. Caused when clothing rubs against the penis and causes chaffing and discomfort. Can usually lead to rashes, tenderness, and the inability to use it.

*Guy readjusts his privates*
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat

by Dareallyrealboss July 25, 2011

dickaroni

when a boy drinks too much or does too many drugs and can't get it up, thus resulting in a limp dick

did you hook up with sloan last night?
no, he got dickaroni

by sarahbeara18916354654 November 15, 2010

Urban Dicktionarying

Posting a definition of a person, place, or thing on Urban Dictionary that you don't like just out of spite. If done about a person, its usually by a balls-less person who is afraid to say it to said person's face.

Chad: Dude, I'm gonna do some Urban Dicktionarying about John later because I am too much of a pussy to talk shit about him to his face.

Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.

by Dakota ftw February 21, 2010

Dicktion

When a dumb guy dry masturbates so much, that the friction rubs off skin.

John avoided picking up chicks up at the bar due to his severe case of Dicktion.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

dickathon

What brady's mom does for a living.

Chris Brady's mom hosted her 50th dickathon on Monday, January 5th, and helped raise $4 for the vaginal discharge foundation.

by Marc Palmer January 5, 2004

Urban Dicktionary

When Urban Dictionary does not publish a perfectly good definition because they are idiots.

Dude : "Posted the definition for Cunts Game last night on Urban Dictionary, got rejected."

Dude 2 : "Yeh that's because Urban Dicktionary is full of shit, unfunny and irrelevant definitions. Gutted."

by rorocirca1989 September 13, 2013

dankatron

1.hella dank, the rank of being dank, comes before dankasaur.
2.describing someone who is really cool or awesome(dank)

1."Have you played the new Guitar Hero?"
"No. I've heard its pretty dankatron though."
2."Have you seen Kevin lately?He looks pretty dank."
"Dude, he's always been a dankatron."

by xxx~Nemo~xxx July 4, 2009