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Urban dicktionary

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.
Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.
by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009
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dicktionary

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.
Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!
by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009
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Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.
Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*
by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017
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Diapation

1. A state of having symptoms of Diarrhia and Constipation at the same time.

2. Not being able to relieve yourself of liquid feces in your bowels.
Thomas: Hey babe you were in the bathroom forever, are you alright?

Jessica: No. I have diapation. I'm all filled up with ass-piss and it just won't come out.

Thomas: that sucks.
by TSisthebestinthebusiness September 9, 2013
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Dickeating

Dickeating is when you mind someone else business.
You forreal dickeating yo.
by You geeking dickhead November 3, 2020
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cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!
I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!
by Hans Honk April 21, 2015
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Urban Dickionary

Basically a digital burn book. Where people vent about their classmates and people they hate anonymously hoping to make themselves feel better about their own sad lives.
You: Haha <insert name> is such a loser!

You: I’m gonna add their name to Urban Dickionary with a bunch of swear words!
*Submits*
Also you: Hah-aha...ah *cries*
by Itchythot2000 November 14, 2018
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