DICKWEED

A doofy ideoitic nerd. A rediculous fool. A late bloomer.

Billybob don't wear no underpants. I told you he was a total dickweed.

by atomica October 28, 2009

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.

I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.

by Juan Non-lamestain August 08, 2008

Dickweed

A person who you can't live with, can't live without. He/she is usually a pain in the ass and make every living moment with them hell, but at the end of the day, you miss them when they're gone. You can't live with him/her, can't live without him/her.

Dude(Deep in concentration):Maybe if...

Dickweed: HEY, LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I HAVE.

Dude: Look what you made me do... I hate you.

Dickweed: Fine, I'll leave...

Dude: No, I'm kidding, come back! I love you.

by H-D-W July 18, 2010

Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

UrbanDictionary Dickweeds

Faggots, fatties, fucktards, furries and freaks that post their names, their best friend's name, their prospective boyfriend/girlfriend's name or stalking target on UbanDictionary so that they can someday look at it and get the feeling that people give two shits about them or their dumbass friends

All you UrbanDictionary Dickweeds are pissing me off

by The Publishers April 23, 2010

dickweed spot

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

by Ballantine April 06, 2007

dickweed

A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.

My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.

by HoratioT April 16, 2008