dick cheese

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 09, 2006
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Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 16, 2009
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dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
by paul August 04, 2004
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When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off
1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!!

2. Hey DICK CHEESE, GET OVER HERE *laughs*
by JokermakerYT April 21, 2020
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A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.
"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"
by gotyoguh October 15, 2011
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Smegma

An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.
I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.
by Beangreens September 28, 2009
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when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.
adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.
by vanksie November 07, 2010
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