a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 09, 2006
Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 16, 2009
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
by paul August 04, 2004
When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off
by JokermakerYT April 21, 2020
A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.
by gotyoguh October 15, 2011
by Beangreens September 28, 2009
when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.
by vanksie November 07, 2010