Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.

Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."

by StevoPativo March 11, 2011

venn diagram nipples

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.

*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples

by Dogfood11 April 5, 2017

Diagonalizability

just take its fucking diagonal matrix

-Yo, did you review Diagonalizability for our Linear final?

- Diagowho?

by selim5 June 7, 2018

Ricer Diagnostics

righ-sir-die-ag-nos-ticks

1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.

2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.

1) (man performing ricer diagnostics) "yea, well the car has 120 hp stock, but i got a intake, muffler, and performance tuner, so its got like 160 hp now, cuz the intakes 15 hp, the mufflers 15 hp, and the chips 10.

2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

run some diagnostics on the commode

A formal way of saying "take a shit"

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!

by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016

DiageoLiam

An online activist for human rights. Has over 50,000 virtual 'Myspace' friends and is therefore considered as a Myspace celebrity.
He is extremely popular in the teen market; mainly attracting confused young boys and girls in awe. Along with comforted parents.
He is also a model and has been featured in several international magazines. He is the founder of www.DitchTHELabel.com which has over 20000 supporters worldwide.

Confused boy: umg, i'm wanking over some guys myspace
Girl in awe: WHO?!
Confused boy *panting*: DiageoLiam

by Sarah Marshall22 August 1, 2008

San Diago

German for A Whale's Vagina

Welcome to the great city of San Diago.

by Will Pagano April 19, 2005