deuce deuce

Two 7.5 mg Vicodin combined with two 10 mg Valium.

"Yo, pass me a deuce deuce and let's get jacked up."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

A DEUCE

Dropping a Deuce

Spoken to denote "GOING NUMBER TWO" or having a bowel movement.

Hell Red, I'd go but need to run home and drop a deuce real quick alright?

by Adam Woods '87quest January 11, 2006

deucing

The act of shitting, dropping a deuce, or taking the kids to the pool.
Also used in any variety of ways you would use the word shitting.

You got to be deucing me.
Sorry I didn't get your call, I was in the bathroom deucing up Chipotle, it was epic.

by deucerocket November 07, 2010

deuce deuce

n. Slang for a twenty-two ounce bottle of beer.

Yo man go get a deuce deuce of High Life.

by thug4life September 29, 2002

deuce

1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo

"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."

by Squishmanchu February 26, 2006

deuce deuce

22oz bottle of yuengling, lager's first name.

Friend 1: dude should we get a case of deuce deuces?
Friend 2: of course.

by Lager, Yuengling Lager March 26, 2009

Deuce

Deuce = Number 2
Do the math people.

I'm gonna drop a deuce in your mouth.

by Shamen September 02, 2003