Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010

canadian dessert

Tracy...in a short skirt.

Yummm...Feel ready for some dessert!

by moronsvoteforbush June 27, 2004

dessert fart

When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.

Kutch: *Farts*

Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!

Kutch: You're welcome.

by Theosquatch April 25, 2014

just desserts

what is coming to them; what "they" deserve

She ran over my cat, but got her just desserts when she was hit by a bus.

by Flavor Britt June 12, 2006

canadian dessert

Attractive girl in a skirt!

Alexandra is looking pretty sexy in that denim skirt.....Hell Yea babay!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005

dessert party

An orgy involving one man and several women.

Oh, you misunderstood. Now I see why you invited your mom to the dessert party.

by Doctor Fuzzy October 15, 2011

Ornate Dessert

1. Poop

Eat my ornate dessert.

by Flammable Rabbit February 23, 2009