Dessert Cereal 

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.

Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.

Dessert Cereal by trishphish June 21, 2010

Dessert Selectivity 

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

Dessert Selectivity by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

dessert dick 

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

dessert dick by trapo100 October 7, 2016

dessert gravy

chocolate sauce, caramel sauce. A gravy for dessert items, mainly ice cream.

"Yo lemme get some dessert gravy on my sundae."

dessert gravy by HypeMane June 8, 2017

dessert guilt 

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.

Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.

dessert guilt by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017

Dessert'O'Clock

The critical time where your body desperately crave for a dessert. Delaying this craving will result in a person becoming hangry

I cannot concentrate at work anymore it's past Dessert'O'Clock

Dessert'O'Clock by TaiphamD October 16, 2018

Dessert Chips 

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

Dessert Chips by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022