Desantistan

Florida, as ruled by Gov. DeSantis and his absurd policies.

I have some relatives I'd like to visit. Shame they live in Desantistan.

by jmunchkin September 17, 2021

Deshane

Deshane is a popular boy, he has lots of friends. He is brave, funny, handsome and is also courageous. He is always trustworthy, even if it may not seem like it.

Deshane is a funny guy 😎

by ACoolGuy13 September 6, 2016

DeSantis

The alarming mixture of blood and fecal matter that are the after-effects of anal rape. Can also be the blood and sloughed uterine lining of a woman's period combined with fecal matter that occurs after being raped in both orifices with no pause in between.

A euphemism for a nasty, messy rape, typically anal, but also vaginal if the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

May also be used as a slur to describe a person who shoves their head so far up another's ass that when removed, is covered in copious amounts of blood and fecal matter.

"Damn, that poor bitch not only lost her job, they pulled a full DeSantis on her!"

"Donny better watch out, the moment he turns his back his closest supporters might bend him over and pull a DeSantis on him."

Ron's aspirations to become top dog were shattered after he pulled a full DeSantis on the Chairman. No one wanted to see that shit. It's a good thing his head was freakishly small, or he could've killed that guy!

by Pewpewpew-Peppy January 7, 2022

DeSantis

A gaping anal hole that occurs as a result of anal sex with an oversized dildo.

He had a massive DeSantis at the end of that hardcore anal scene.

by RonDeSantissucks April 5, 2022

DeShanta

The most beautiful woman on earth. Smart, Sexy, and Confident. She has it all.

Yo, I need a DeShanta in my life. Every man needs a DeShanta.

by RvaPolyCouple August 15, 2018

A desantiago

When you take a dump on a girls chest (perferably one with smaller breasts) and smear it around with your foot

Dude I just gave a this chick a desantiago. She had the best tits for it!

by Frstydasnwman August 31, 2017

DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.

Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!

by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023