Dermal Majora

Blow Job of the highest caliber. Really long lasting, enthusiastic, mind shattering oral sex. Super Head.

She gave me Dermal Majora.

That Dermal Majora was bomb, yo.

by JediElle March 9, 2010

dermal

the attachment of jewelry to an anchor in the dermis

pieces of metal stuck in your face, or anywhere on the skin
worn often by youth and often overboard in an attempt to look different from their peers when in reality...they look like everyone else as dermal is becoming very commonplace

"Karisten was tweaking and got a facial dermal"

by chichikaka April 23, 2015

deepal

a person that looks like freida pinto

"damn, did you see Deepal in Slumdog millionaire?!"

by aninny mouse February 4, 2010

derpaggedon

a portmanteau of "derp" and Armageddon. An expression of a level of retardedness that has reached epic proportions.

Did you catch those reality TV shows last night on cable? Fucking derpaggedon.

by amanofwealthandtaste September 16, 2013

dermal anchor

A new way or piercing that can be done anywhere on the body, hence the name "dermal." You can get multiple dermals to make the shape of something, such as a star. A single dermal on the finger is also popular as a "dermal ring." It usually requires a curved piece of jewelry to act as the "anchor", the piercer slides the curved part under the skin and all that is seen on the surface is your jewel or ball. It cannot be removed by yourself, if you do it'll scar really bad, you need to have it surgically removed, or very carefully by a professional.

"Dude did you see Aarons dermal anchor?"
"Yeah its fucking queer, who gets dermals in the form of something?"
"Yeah and it bled like crazy."

by abby tobey May 8, 2008

dereal

The opposite of real.

I'm detached from my emotions, and thoughts spending twenty-three of twenty-four hours in this dark cell; the whole experiecne feels dereal.

by Food For Animals September 9, 2008

Derpalite

The lowest form of ignorance and retardation known to mankind. Any depralite will make your brain hurt and cause you to lose braincells before you can even say derp.

The derpalites....they...derp...

by Fuck you depralites April 30, 2010