Democrap

1. A slang term used to convey the unmistakable (or unmistinkable) similarity between the Democratic party’s espoused philosophies and ideals and a bowel movement.

2. A warning that one has left the bathroom in a state of olfactory distress.

CNN is just a propaganda vehicle for furtherance of the Democrap’s agenda.

by dr. pink freud June 6, 2021

democrats

some of the worst, liberal low lifes anyone has ever seen

Josh-Man.. have you seen those democrats?
Anthony- I sure wouldn't wanna be them

by ..this.is.a.joke. September 28, 2022

Yellow Dog Democrat

Someone (generally from the South) who would vote for a yellow dog if it was a Democrat. Alternately, someone who would rather vote for a yellow dog than a Republican. The term probably dates back to the 19th century and gained national recognition in the 1928 Presidential election. Today, used most often as a term of approval or self-identification.

My daddy was a yellow dog Democrat and my granddaddy was a yellow dog Democrat — I’ll never vote Republican.

by Porch-sitter November 9, 2008

demockeracy

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

Puppet Democracy

A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.

America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.

by Alpha gee October 17, 2008

Democrackhead

A Democrat who is addicted to power and money like a crackhead is addicted to cocaine. Like Crackheads, they will lie, cheat and steal to achieve their progressive goals.

That Democrackhead just lied to Congress, cheated the last election and is trying to steal my 2nd Amendment rights.

Maybe if the Democrackheads focused on the economy and making our borders secure, America would be a better place to live.

by KeepTheChangeIWantAmericaBack February 15, 2013

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022