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expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been
i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso
by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018
mugGet the expresso your stresso and depressomug.

FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help
by Youlordjebuscrise December 3, 2019
mugGet the FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSOmug.

Depresso

At once you don't succeed at death you can try again and call the suicide holiness that will give you a discontinued on that depressed coffee not just by one but by 2 million dollars
How did you get to hell

I tried depresso

Same here
mugGet the Depressomug.

Depresso

they should have Deppresso at startbuccs
"hey, i have depresso!"
by I mine diamonds May 14, 2019
mugGet the Depressomug.

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy
That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.
by Beth Putin May 24, 2022
mugGet the Depresso lattemug.

Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt
Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.
by Beth Putin May 13, 2022
mugGet the Depresso lattemug.

depresso

an espresso coffee that instead of making you energized you feel like crap and wanna crawl in a hole and sleep forever
i just drank 3 depresso's man i dont think ima make it
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020
mugGet the depressomug.

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