expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help

"GOD FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO"

by Youlordjebuscrise December 3, 2019

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 25, 2022

Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt

Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 14, 2022

Depresso Brew

When you spend some time sulking because of a depression episode.

I've got a delicious depresso brew during last weekend. My pillow and cat have been great pals on it!

by Lady Sertraline November 3, 2022

espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 28, 2022

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020