Deodorant

Deodorant is a hygiene item that you need to use. Do you know what sweat is? You probably do because your not wearing deodorant. Do you want BO? ("Body Odor" incase you didn't know) If you don't want BO then wear DEO. Its not hard at all. All you got to do is wake up go to wherever your DEO is... or go buy some at the store real quick... then open it and swipe swipe on your pits. I hope you took this definition as a tip for a better life. Once you start wearing it, people will probably start hanging around you now. Isn't that great! Just one simple task can make a miracle happen. Amen. Anyways, thank you so much for reading this, I'm actually really glad because I can smell you through the screen. Just kidding.

"Girl, you smell extra good today! What is it?"
"Oh, thanks. Its a thing called Deodorant... you should try some."
"Yes I should.. wait did you just say that I smell bad?"

by getinloserweregoingshopping July 6, 2017

deodorant

a terrible alternative to showering.

“Jeez we have 5 minutes to get there!! Come on Pierre”
“But I haven’t showered”
“Just put on some deodorant”

by flamingoshrimp June 12, 2018

deodorant

Something yo musty ass had to look up

put some "deodorant" on nasty bitch

by NOT A MUSTY BITXH June 3, 2019

Deodorant

Something y’all musty mfs need but what you love doing is hugging people and slappin the top of the doors and everyone in that bitch gets slapped with ya stink use deodorant

I need deodorant im musty

by Realiststatements June 30, 2019

Deodorant

A item used for destinking your arm pits Usually in stick form

Person one: dude you stink

Person two: yeah I just ran put of deodorant

by Basementperson January 28, 2021

Deodorant Corner

When you driving on the way to your bitch's house and just on the corner before you get there you spray deodorant on the groin area to make it smell nice and not smell of another bitch's fanny

Deodorant corner,,Oh your balls smell lovely, like fresh deodorant just sprayed coming around the corner..I think I will shag you now you sexy bastard

by Killuncle May 6, 2021

Deodorant

Something that tastes good......................... wait? Was I supposed to eat it

Doctor: You know are poisened from eating deodorant

by yes_yes_yes_yes_yes May 16, 2022